Trying too hard?
[This post was originally entitled "Trying to hard?", which my brother graciously pointed out was grammatically incorrect.]
An offer for some board shorts from Whiskey Militia earlier today.
A manufacturer’s warranty of “30 damn days”? Shorts that are “so damn rad that they totally don’t care how you squares spell ‘script’.”?
Really? Sounds like they have some overpaid wannabe hipsters in the marketing department. No wonder these are being offered at 80% off retail. I’d jump at the sweet price, but since I already have a closet full of clothes for “total badassery”, I should probably pass.
KR3W Rad Skript Board Short – Men’s:
The KR3W Men’s Rad Skript Board Shorts are so damn rad that they totally don’t care how you squares spell “script.” Shit, man, rules are for people, not radical KR3W board shorts that’ll set fire to your house, hotwire your car, and give your grandma the finger while they smoke reefer and spin donuts on your front lawn. And these trunks are just getting started.
Bottom Line:
These are the board shorts your parents warned you about.
Features:
- Material:
- Tough-ass polyester twill
- Inseam:
- As long as they want
- Waist:
- Drawcord way more than you ever will
- Pockets:
- 1 Right-side cargo
- Fly:
- Hell yeah, with a zipper
- Gusseted Crotch:
- Who needs it?
- Recommended Use:
- Total badassery, surfing your break
- Manufacturer Warranty:
- 30 damn days
February 11th, 2009 at 5:24 am
It the to an intended typo to mock the shorts and “there” lack of caring how squares spell?
trying “to” hard
February 11th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Your response was originally flagged as spam. The misspelling was not intentional, though I appreciate the irony. Good catch. Spelling corrected.