Fitz Happens
I have received a lot of emails and text messages asking about a large “Fitz Happens” advertisement seen on local Seattle buses. I wanted to set the record straight.
The rumor is true – I am responsible for them. I have a large personal self-promotion budget, and I have determined the most effective way to raise awareness of myself and to inform Seattle of my existence is by purchasing advertising space on the sides of bus.
Stories that the real “Fitz Happens” is a local Seattle DJ for KKWF the Wolf and is really behind the promotion are completely false and slanderous.
Update
If you believed, the above, please read this.