No Friday

Make sure that you process your email template variables - you don’t want to look stupid now and not enable people to check out your dating website, which I am sure is awesome.
Hi,
It’s john. I’m looking for a business partner. I’m an ebay trader. I have an offer for you which will help both of [...]

Sick of lots of junk mail, I filled out a form with the Direct Marketing Association, which should help cut it down somewhat.
The funny part was the warning on the confirmation page - apparently I might be doing a disservice to the environment by stopping junk mail.
What? Printing, mailing, opening, and recycling lots of paper [...]