[This post was originally entitled "Trying to hard?", which my brother graciously pointed out was grammatically incorrect.] An offer for some board shorts from Whiskey Militia earlier today. A manufacturer’s warranty of “30 damn days”? Shorts that are “so damn rad that they totally don’t care how you squares spell ‘script’.”? Really? Sounds like they [...]
Make sure that you process your email template variables – you don’t want to look stupid now and not enable people to check out your dating website, which I am sure is awesome. Hi, It’s john. I’m looking for a business partner. I’m an ebay trader. I have an offer for you which will help [...]
Sick of lots of junk mail, I filled out a form with the Direct Marketing Association, which should help cut it down somewhat. The funny part was the warning on the confirmation page – apparently I might be doing a disservice to the environment by stopping junk mail. What? Printing, mailing, opening, and recycling lots [...]